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12.14 來賓 "0.0" 櫃檯有您的一首歌，請快來認領！
這是上次 "0.0"的點歌，天啊！該不會人都沒來這裡了，我還得發出尋人廣播吧？
不過也沒關係，就大家一起來看熱鬧吧！

真的是看熱鬧喔！看一對情侶吵架啦！
老小姐是隔"空"觀戰，拍手叫好(缺德喔！)，這個歌真是太妙了。
你一言我一語，完完全全把吵架實錄搬到歌裡來。
這是一齣外遇戲，男生當場被捉姦在床，小三不甘示弱的發出宣言
"Name's Shaniqua and what?" (我是夏妮卡，怎樣？)，
據說這句話後來引起一陣流行，在T-shirt上處處可見。
當然大老婆(或正牌女友)也要來個犀利大反擊，不是要拿鋤頭來砍人，
而是你偷吃，我走人，怎麼樣？
那男生呢？他拿什麼理由來辯解及挽回？

趕快來看他們究竟在吵什麼吧！


P.S. 我們之前也有介紹過這個團體的歌喔！

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發行資料：September 29, 2008 男女 British hip hop, grime
Ouch 哎呀!
by N-Dubz
中文歌詞 by oldladybox 老小姐
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What we shared was no ordinary nary..
我們曾共有的可不是一般啊
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like.
在你得離開還有只會在我心刺上一刀前，我也這樣覺得啊
What we shared was no ordinary nary..
我們曾共有的可不是一般啊
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like.
在你得離開還有只會在我心刺上一刀前，我也這樣覺得啊
(Ouch!)
(哎呀!)
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Six Thirty in the morning, I've arrived early from tour,
早上六點三十分，我出去玩提早回來了
Step into the house, I'm walking up the stairs,
踏進屋裡，我走上樓梯
1 step, 2 step, 3 step, 4,
一階，兩階，三階，四
I'm on the second floor, I'm opening the door,
我現在上了二樓，就要開門
I could not brace myself for what I saw,
我沒有料到我會看到這樣
Who's this woman in my bed?
在我床上的這女人是誰
"Name's Shaniqua and what? "
"我是夏妮卡，怎樣？"
Nahhhhh! Get the hell off my baybeeee yeah
不~~給我離開我的寶貝!!
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[Chorus:]
Now she's the type of lady that every man needs,
現在她可是男人都要的那種女人
She's straight up feisty,
她直接據理力爭
She keeps me on my feet, but I don't wanna f**k things up by s*xing
她支持我，但我不想因和她做了愛而把事情搞砸了
Some other hoe in our bed,
我們花圃裡還有鋤頭
What are you taking me for?
你現在是把我當成什麼了
To hell with you.
你去死啦
To hell with me?
我去死？
Yeahh! I never wanna see your face again.
對啦！我再也不想看到你的臉
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**Where the f**k do you think you is going (going).
妳到底想怎樣
I loved you so much but you cheated on me.
我是這麼愛你，但你卻出軌
What we shared was no ordinary nary..
我們曾共有的可不是一般啊
I felt the same until you had to go and just stab my heart like.
在你得離開還有只會在我心刺上一刀前，我也這樣覺得啊
(Ouch!)
(哎呀!)

** Ha Ha Ha Ha
哈！哈！哈！哈
It used to be the other way around but,(Ouch!)
以前都是反過來的，但是 (哎呀!)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
哈！哈！哈！哈
The story changed, my heart is breaking,(Ouch!)
故事改了，我心碎了 (哎呀!)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
哈！哈！哈！哈
You need to recognize she was just a, ah (Ouch!)
妳要知道她只是一個...呃..(哎呀!)
Ha Ha Ha Ha
哈！哈！哈！哈
I think it's time for me to go.
我想是我該離開的時候了
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Semi brown skin beauty had to get it back,
要半褐膚色的美女回到過去
I understand she upset,
我知道她很不高興
She wants to kick and slap,
她想要來個拳打腳踢
But you say I'm from the slum,
但妳說我貧民區來的
I would never stand for that, think
我永遠無法忍受那個，想到
Underneath the bridge with that fake looking t**t,
在橋下裝蠢蛋的樣子
Now remember when we were financially unstable,
請記得在我們財務不穩時
Channel 1 to 5 no sky or cable,
只有1到5頻道，沒有衛星或有線電視
Had to do some dirty work in order to be able
我得去幹些不法勾當，好為了能
To take care of you and put food on the table.
照顧妳，養飽一家子
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Actions speak louder than words,
事實勝於雄辯
I can't blame her for wanting the worse,
我不會怪她想要讓事情更糟
She might be wishing that I'm dead, But I know she don't mean it,
她大概會希望我死了，但我知道她不是真的有那個意思
Think when I found those nike's, I couldn't believe it,
想想在我發現那些nike鞋時，我真的不敢相信
Remember when we had the feds knocking at our door,
記得我們有過警察來敲我們的門時
You took care of the stash and hid the money from the draw
妳顧著貯藏箱，把抽屜的錢藏起來
You done the right thing, they had me up on the floor
妳做得很對，他們在地板上把我抓了起來
So you saved me from getting 5 years or more,
所以你救了我，不用去關個五年以上
That's why,
那就是為什麼啊
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重覆 [Chorus:]

See how's this suppose to solve the situation,
來看看該如何解決這種情況
When were both as stubborn as each other,
在兩個人都很倔之下
We would argue for hours over something dumb,
我們應該會為了些愚蠢的事爭個幾小時吧
"What the f**k! "
去你*的！
Ssh. Conversation done,
噓！對話結束
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Our ego trips never use to help us get nowhere,
我們的自我膨脹從來就不是用在使我們沒進展的
You should know this by now
如今妳應該要知道這點
When you shout, I smile,
當妳喊叫時，我微笑
When you hit me, I laugh,
當妳打我時，我大笑
I get all cocky like, bi**h go run me a bath.
我領教的都是囂張樣，"混蛋！給我去放洗澡水"
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So you wanna play it like that,
所以你想那樣玩，是吧
But baby I can get mad,
但是寶貝，我會暴跳如雷
You don't wanna feel my,
你不會想要我這樣的
Ouch, ouch, ouch,
(哎呀!)(哎呀!)(哎呀!)
I've done it before; I'll do it again,
我之前已經做過了，我會再做一次
Just,
只要
Leave me alone...(just go)
滾開...(滾吧！)

重覆**

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