老小姐的MP3

介紹這首歌前，老小姐先來個深深地鞠躬，
因為推這樣的歌自覺對不起自己，也對不起你們。
恐怕你們都要懷疑老小姐的品味是不是隨著日本海嘯掉落到哪去了？
所以在心虛下這首歌老小姐並不會收在專輯裡，也不放進YouTube頻道。

那究竟為..什..麼？Why? why? why?
你也想問吧！我也想問呢？
就好像當初知道了它在美國引起的旋風後，趕緊去聽了歌、看了mv後，
我的腦袋裡出現了千萬個"為什麼"。
是怎樣的歌？怎樣的mv？能在短短一個月內
在YouTube創造二千七百萬的觀賞人氣？
唉！這世界怎麼了？毫無道理的世界啊！

唱歌的是13歲女孩，是賣點嗎？但那到處都有啊！
是天籟嗎？完全不是。是奇人嗎？平凡得很。
是美女辣妹嗎？好啦！有可愛一點，但很多外國青少女就是那樣啊！
還是歌曲作得很棒？你知道我們有"白癡造句法"吧！
我想那個歌詞差不多就是類似的白癡法。
不然...mv拍得超屌？No, no, no，根本就是流水帳的日記。
我知道的是幾乎它得到的都是惡評，
被評為"有史以來最難聽的歌" "有史以來最難看的mv"，
從這點來看，老小姐唯一有的答案是"好奇心能殺死一隻貓"
誇張的是，很多人說她將是另一個"小賈斯汀"，
這讓不喜歡小賈斯汀的老小姐都要為他抱屈了。

噢！老小姐真的要被這新世代所唾棄了！
所以，如果你覺得這首歌紅得有理，趕快告訴我，救一下老小姐吧！

對了，這首歌老小姐不作翻譯，因為很簡單，你一定懂的。

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發行資料：March 14, 2011 女 Teen pop
Friday
by Rebecca Black
英文歌詞 from: www.lyricsmode.com/
按此聽歌
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(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we're drivin' on the highway
Cruisin' so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after... wards
I don't want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin' in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I'm drivin', cruisin' (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin' lanes
Wit' a car up on my side (Woo! )
(C'mon) Passin' by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it's Friday, it's a weekend
We gonna have fun, c'mon, c'mon, y'all

[Chorus]

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Partyin', partyin' (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin' forward to the weekend

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